Altantuya murder case: Political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda acquited of murder abetment charge.
STAR
Friday, October 31, 2008
Latest medical revival technique: CSR v. CPR?
Physically dead but sexually alive
Latest natural revival technique called in the medical
world as CSR, an updated version of the old CPR
( cardiac pulmonary resuscitation:
........... C S R = cardiac sexual resuscitation). The
limitation, how ever, is that this latest technique is gender
selective, especially for the third stage of the modality
where blood transfusion is involved.
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's
body lying there, with an erection.
The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm dying for it," gets atop
the man and has her way with it.
The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to
waste", and she does the same.
They turn to the 3rd nurse and ask her if she is having a go.
She replies she is having her period, and declines.
One of the nurses replies, "He's dead anyway, he won't be bothered."
The last nurse agrees with this, gets on and does her thing too.
Just after she finishes, the dead man sits up. The nurse asks
him "We thought you were dead!"
The man replies, "After two jump starts and a blood transfusion,
you wouldn't be dead either!"
Latest natural revival technique called in the medical
world as CSR, an updated version of the old CPR
( cardiac pulmonary resuscitation:
........... C S R = cardiac sexual resuscitation). The
limitation, how ever, is that this latest technique is gender
selective, especially for the third stage of the modality
where blood transfusion is involved.
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's
body lying there, with an erection.
The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm dying for it," gets atop
the man and has her way with it.
The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to
waste", and she does the same.
They turn to the 3rd nurse and ask her if she is having a go.
She replies she is having her period, and declines.
One of the nurses replies, "He's dead anyway, he won't be bothered."
The last nurse agrees with this, gets on and does her thing too.
Just after she finishes, the dead man sits up. The nurse asks
him "We thought you were dead!"
The man replies, "After two jump starts and a blood transfusion,
you wouldn't be dead either!"
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
I say tomato, U say tohmato.
Got this from an email, the word 'puki' used in the Shanghai Bank ad campaign in Taiwan, is a vulgar derivative in the Malay language, alluding to a certain reproductive organ of the female genitalia! Things that tickle us sometimes!
Jalan Alor name to remain - malaysiakini reader.
KL mayor Ab Hakim Borhan confirms Jalan Alor name to remain, road-naming committee says name is well known to people, businesses and tourists.
STAR 11.50am
STAR 11.50am
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Jennifer Hudson's 7 year old nephew found dead.
Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson's 7 year old nephew was found dead in a car, 3 days after her mother and brother were found shot to death.
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