Pre-flight announcements by chinese Air Stewardess:
'Good afternoon, Ladies and the German.
This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking.
On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die.
Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest
the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry.
Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy yo ur fright with us. Funk kill.'
Friday, November 21, 2008
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4 commented:
'It is a great pressure serving you to-die.'
'Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry.'
:D damn funny!i surely don't wanna get on this flight.. :)
I can just imagine the way airkwaft is pronounced!!!!
I sure as hell want to take this flight at least once in my life!! I promise to hold my laughter!!!! HAHAHAA
Muahaha....this is so funny....
I want to be on this flight, if only to hear the announcement, hahaha.
LOL FUNNY! XD
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