Latest medical revival technique: CSR v. CPR?

Physically dead but sexually alive

Latest natural revival technique called in the medical
world as CSR, an updated version of the old CPR
( cardiac pulmonary resuscitation:
........... C S R = cardiac sexual resuscitation). The
limitation, how ever, is that this latest technique is gender
selective, especially for the third stage of the modality
where blood transfusion is involved.

3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's
body lying there, with an erection.

The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm dying for it," gets atop
the man and has her way with it.

The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to
waste", and she does the same.

They turn to the 3rd nurse and ask her if she is having a go.
She replies she is having her period, and declines.

One of the nurses replies, "He's dead anyway, he won't be bothered."

The last nurse agrees with this, gets on and does her thing too.

Just after she finishes, the dead man sits up. The nurse asks
him "We thought you were dead!"

The man replies, "After two jump starts and a blood transfusion,
you wouldn't be dead either!"